Make Me Famous, Darn It.

Penny Diary is the Epitome of a Successful Substack. Scroll down to see proof.

Went into a patio store pretending I could actually afford the furniture and was actively shopping so I could try out the glider chairs. The glider bench was heavenly. I liked the shop, it wasn’t some big brand chain store. They use their cellphones to take office calls, offering quality indestructible stuff, made in the USA. I would want to support a store like that.

Little did I know I would go on walking outside and find riches that would make my dreams come true!

Between this penny and the dime earlier this week, I have only 197900-11=197,889 more cents to go!

Ah yes, and I have to move to a new house so I can have a patio to put the bench glider in. Details, details.

I don’t understand why this Substack hasn’t taken off. Doesn’t this fit in neatly with the uber-popular online coaching trend?

Where are you, micro-habits to success people? Don’t you want a blog full of

• Money management down to the penny-sized details?

• Demonstrating how you effortlessly make money from the comfort of your morning walk?

• Proving how prowling parking lots in America (hello, Marcus Musick and Clyde!) and the streets in Edinburgh makes you richer than your audience on Substack and Medium combined?

• Savvy tips about prominently associating with/featuring famous, sensational people like Abraham Lincoln (extra points if they are anti-racist) to boost readership, subscriptions and sales?

• Hunkering down in a niche like pennies—but not so niche that coinage of other colors, shapes, sizes and nationalities are excluded.

• Living example that if a beautiful well-read Substacker puts you on her recommended list for new subscribers you will automatically end up with 90% subscribers who have no idea who you are, never engage with you and most definitely will not contribute. (Which certainly does not detract from the beauty of the other Substacker!)

Look, it is all here. Penny Diary is the embodiment of successful Substacking. I bet I am being shadow-banned. But I can also coach you to keep your cool while being shadow-banned. After all, it is cooler in the shadows. You and me, we can be Batman Together. Forever. Rich Substackers on the outside, super cool threats to archenemies on the inside.